ON Wednesday, May 6, 2009 // 9:54 PM.
Betcha never knew how the MAD COW DISEASE came into existence.
Our dear Luke walked into a gay bar one night and ordered a steaming martini. Having refilled his libido from stroking the telephone pole, the bartender dude got all horny and tried to talk Luke up.
Luke Bartender
'Hey honey. Nice gun you got'
'wtf?'
'I like it'
'ggwtfpwnzor1337bbqn00b me got teh mudkipz'
'OMG it's long and hard and steely'
'troll is pro can own balls off axe with vanguard and hex pwnzor i went 20-0 with a chick on speed lololol'
'Mind if I touch it?'
'^@$&(*$&'
'I wan! I wan!'
Luke then got pissed and drew his lightsaber. WIth a clean slice the bartender's head lolled (lol-ed) to teh floor. Just so it happens, a milk cow was banging the counter with his oversized 奶子.
He saw Luke's 'gun' and got all excited too. A brawl ensured as the global gay population watched Ellen Degeneres turn her head 360 on cable tv.
Cow won. duh.
Moo, bitch :)
Aye, Matey. That's all I've got for today. NOW GO STUDY UR IHC
Next time i'll prolly write about swines or their exploits on the Sims 2™ stock market.
Cheers :)
--Gunny
ON Wednesday, May 6, 2009 // 9:54 PM.
Betcha never knew how the MAD COW DISEASE came into existence.
Our dear Luke walked into a gay bar one night and ordered a steaming martini. Having refilled his libido from stroking the telephone pole, the bartender dude got all horny and tried to talk Luke up.
Luke Bartender
'Hey honey. Nice gun you got'
'wtf?'
'I like it'
'ggwtfpwnzor1337bbqn00b me got teh mudkipz'
'OMG it's long and hard and steely'
'troll is pro can own balls off axe with vanguard and hex pwnzor i went 20-0 with a chick on speed lololol'
'Mind if I touch it?'
'^@$&(*$&'
'I wan! I wan!'
Luke then got pissed and drew his lightsaber. WIth a clean slice the bartender's head lolled (lol-ed) to teh floor. Just so it happens, a milk cow was banging the counter with his oversized 奶子.
He saw Luke's 'gun' and got all excited too. A brawl ensured as the global gay population watched Ellen Degeneres turn her head 360 on cable tv.
Cow won. duh.
Moo, bitch :)
Aye, Matey. That's all I've got for today. NOW GO STUDY UR IHC
Next time i'll prolly write about swines or their exploits on the Sims 2™ stock market.
Cheers :)
--Gunny
