ON Wednesday, May 6, 2009 // 9:32 PM.
Peoper uh...
Now that the whole damn world's obsessed over piggy flu,
I might as well get you peoper some updates about 'em.
- The avg pig has a lifespan of 3.45 pig years. After which to proceed to ascension island to get circumsied, during which Obama will magically appear on a dreadnought and fry them into bacon. Happens every time.
- My long-lost cousin from Arizona lived with a pig for 3.45 pig years before venturing again into civilisation. Look at him now:
- Pigs are generally more intelligent than starfishes. And even sponges
- Pigs reproduce through spitting and dissing Elvis' mum. That's why their extinct in SG
ON Wednesday, May 6, 2009 // 9:32 PM.
Peoper uh...
Now that the whole damn world's obsessed over piggy flu,
I might as well get you peoper some updates about 'em.
- The avg pig has a lifespan of 3.45 pig years. After which to proceed to ascension island to get circumsied, during which Obama will magically appear on a dreadnought and fry them into bacon. Happens every time.
- My long-lost cousin from Arizona lived with a pig for 3.45 pig years before venturing again into civilisation. Look at him now:
- Pigs are generally more intelligent than starfishes. And even sponges
- Pigs reproduce through spitting and dissing Elvis' mum. That's why their extinct in SG
